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Kind of like The Onion (but less funny), Box of Rocks is an extremely low budget satirical website specializing in nonsense and piss pour toilet humor (haha, get it? Again, not really funny). We reek of dedication so much that we chose Blogger to host us!

NOTE: Everything you'll see here, on this website, is 100% satirical. I mean, obviously, unless you're really stupid.

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